EDITORIAL

Hey there, boners and stoners! It’s your old pal Rich with another NJ nightlife report.

What a year 2010 was! The Cattlebar in Matawan put in a new mechanical bull, Joe’s Pub in Franklin Lakes updated their jukebox to some sort of digital thing (10x more Seger, that’s all that matters to moi), and there was the now legendary bar striptease by Dina from season 1 of Real Housewives. Also, it was a big year for yours truly as I finalized my 2nd divorce and I am now a bachelor again! So look out ladies, this lion’s ready to ROAR!

Now, it’s time for SNAPSHOTS:

Poor Louie Chacarelli didn’t know what he was in for when the Stampedes stampeded into the Redberry Barn in Randolph last Friday. Reports are coming in from all over Morris County that Louie and the unidentified beauty in candy apple red were spotted making dents in the stalls of the Redberry ladies room. Nicely done, Louie!

Reefer Jones made a surprise comeback at O’Brien’s Steakhouse along with some lovely ladies. Like always, Reef brought the “free love” spirit back with him. “Cigarettes” were smoked and even yours truly partook in the herb! Nice one, Reef!

And a final note, congrats to the newlyweds! Victor and Oxana tied the knot at the Sussex county courthouse and celebrated with a few cold ones afterwards at Wild Horses in Newton. It’s seems like the reality of marriage hit Victor in a post-barf nag session in the parking lot. By the way, Vic, the bartender found your balls in the garbage, you should probably come pick ‘em up. Just effin with ya, pal. We’re all really happy for you.

Well, that’s all for me. I’m thinkin’ about gettin’ some new ink, I’d love to hear your suggestions in the comments!